"H'okay, so. Once, der vas dis Goblyn. She be verking hard at not
verking hard. An den dis vitch, she come up an.....decide not to like
de Goblyn girl. She say goblyn lie bout not eatin da vitch's cat. Of
course, de goblyn not eat da cat, but vitch not believe goblyn. Da
vitch cursed da goblyn girl to always tell da truth.
"Now, da goblyn girl go back to her home, an tells everyone dat a
vitch had cursed her. Vell, no one believe her, cos vhat goblyn
alvays tell da truth? So, de other goblyns git mad, cos they not
believe vhen she say she do her chores, but but dey belive her vhen
she has to tell da truth that she not like sumone or sumting. So, de
goblyn girl, she leave, cos it sucked.
"One day, she comes across dis guy. Dis guy, he has a little kid with
him. He see de goblyn girl, and he yells to da goblyn girl to help
him save da kid, and he vould take de goblyn girl to da feast if she
save da kid. Vell, dis goblyn girl know dat kids are really tasty,
and so she try to save de kid for da feast. But dis goblyn girl, she
not so much a good fighter, and da kid got dead. Vell, it vas a sad
ting dat da main entree vas lost, but da guy invited da goblyn girl
to da feast anyvays. Turns out dis guy, he from dis clan,
Isfelemoo....callded Pointed Heart. Vell, dey turn out to be pretty
cool peoples, even though dey had elvsies. Da goblyn girl decide to
hang out vith dis clan. She decide to learn to fight good, so dat
never again, vill a kid die, and da peoples go hungry!"
